Whatever Happened to Osh Kosh B'Gosh?

The Boston Herald reports on what may be the tackiest new clothing trend to hit shelves ever: "Pimpfants" is a new line of clothing started by skateboarder Jared Parsons who, upon having his first child, said, "I wanted him to dress how me and my friends dress...but it's hard to find baby clothes like that."

I wonder why.

His designs for infants include onesies and tees bearing such slogans as "My Mom is a MILF" (if you don't know what that means, click here), "Baby Beater" tank tops and "Jr. Pimp Squad."